If your kids got an eyeclops for Christmas please do not look at your fingernails.
Do not look at your cuticles that you put lotion on all the time.
Do not look at the palm of your hand that you just washed.
Do not look at your lips.
Try not to look at your stretch marks.
Don't look at your earring hole.
Do not look at you underarms.
Do not look at the bottom of your heal and for sure not that hair on your big toe.
Promise me you won't look at your son's wart.
Do not look at your unshaven legs.
Please don't look at your scalp.
Don't try to look at your bellybutton.
Do not look at the hairs on your arms, your back, or your head.
Don't look at that freckle.
And, whatever you do no matter how much you are dying to do it: DON'T LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
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Thanks for the warning!
Oh crap. We got one of these for Christmas.
I'm now forced to do all the things you told me not to.
:P
Also, I was watching Jon & Kate plus 8 on New Year's Eve. Are you like stalking me or something?
You're freaking me out.
oops. deleted my comment. what i said was I SO thought I was the only one who watched jon and kate plus 8 on new years eve. (twice, actually).
and definitely don't look at a scab.
Funny. I have never heard of such a thing as this "eye...whatever" and hopefully (although I am SURE my boys would love it) don't have to ever see one. :)
Happy New Year!
we did not get those but you make them sound so appealing.
ok... now I want one! Just so I can see! You told me not too, so now I want to! lol
Lisa
Too funny! We got one for Christmas and it is kind of gross. Of course Daddy just eggs it on!
BTW I loved your day in the life of a homeschooler, that's how I came upon your site.
good gawd you are killing me!
just found your blog and love it.
you are brillant! love your style
and your writing.
we too have an eyeclops, adn ewww the things we have looked at, although there are some on your list that we must try.
thanks for the chuckles!
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